Pat-A-Cake Pat-A-Cake bakers man
Make us all fools just as fast as you can
Put us in the oven and set it on high
Set our dreams ablaze while you feast on our lives
Row-Row-Row your boat
Life is but a dream
When the fuckers come to fuck Ya
Then you’ll know just what it means
The donkey and the carrot are the riders fucking dream
The donkey and the carrot are the riders fucking dream!


Everybody wants a little real-estate in their head
But we opened the box of Pandora
And let all fuckers fly out

But your the man with the plan and you’ll do it alone
You got the blueprints and a shiny balloon
In a bunker full of M.R.E. in Teotwawki mode
Your the master of the realm in your dome

Once, twice doesn't seem right
If its thrice then they're coming at you live
With your silver aviators and your tin foil hat
You can't lie to yourself
You can't lie to yourself
Cos their aim is to constrain ya and penetrate your mind
And come to fuck your fairytale any fucking time
Once, twice, thrice and they’re coming out tonight
You can't lie to yourself
You can't lie to yourself

Everybody wants to paint a masterpiece in their gaze
But we opened the box of Pandora
And let all the fuckers fly out


But your the man with the plan and you’ll do it alone
With a shotgun while you chew your bubble gum
Blasting zombies taking selfies in your army surplus clothes
Post-apocalyptic future has begun


Once, twice doesn't seem right
If its thrice then they're coming at you live
With your silver aviators and your tin foil hat
You can't lie to yourself
You can't lie to yourself
Cos their aim is to constrain ya and penetrate your mind
And come to fuck your fairytale any fucking time
Once, twice, thrice and they’re coming out tonight
You can't lie to yourself
You can't lie to yourself

Pat-A-Cake Pat-A-Cake bakers man
You cant find me in my tin foil hat
Row-Row-Row your boat
Until you go insane
Im sipping margaritas on the astral plain
Run-Run-Run just as fast as you can
Eating GMO's from your baked bean can
Mirror mirror on the wall
Reptiles slither and arachnids crawl

If it’s once, twice, thrice then they're coming at you live
If its fourth, fifth, sixth then your mind is playing tricks
If its seventh, eighth, ninth then your running out of time
You can’t lie to yourself
You can’t lie to yourself
If it’s tenth, eleventh, twelfth then your on your way to hell!
If its thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth then your soul is in the slipstream
If its sixteenth, seventeenth, eighteenth then you're sipping tea with Satan..